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She's a professional Wayne lookalike IRL.Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
Could have at least chosen somebody who didn't like like a British Bulldog!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think really what this should say is that 82% of men who have cheated on their wives and were backed into a corner and had to give a reason used the kids as an excuse for the fact they would fu<k the hole in a donut if given half a chance.Originally posted by vetran View Postapparently its having kids that ruins it
Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online
most of the comments come from burning Bras.Comment
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I think this scene from Coupling sums it up:Originally posted by zoco View PostWhen we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy.
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.Comment
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Great programme!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI think this scene from Coupling sums it up:
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.Comment
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Whats a civvy girl ?Originally posted by zoco View PostI don't know about you lot but my Missus is becoming increasingly slovenly in her evening attire.
When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood
Nowadays she pulls off her crop top and whips off her Adidas track suit bottoms expecting me to be ready for action. And when I complain she tells me I'm being sexist. Must be something to do with those women she's been mixing with at Frome Sisters 4 Palestine.
That said, I don't reckon many civvy girls wear stockings any more. Reckon it's to to with being under the jackboot of these 4th generation feminists.
Does your Missus dress for you?Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I'm guessing not a 'Working Girl' or in the Forces.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWhats a civvy girl ?Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnce women get in a long term relationship their libido disappears. For men it stays the same.
There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnce women get in a long term relationship their libido halves. For men it stays the same.
There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.Once women get in a long term relationship their libido disappearsChaps, I don't mean this in a nasty way, but I haven't had this experience and I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Her libido is intact, as is mine. Have you had a chat with her to find out why she seems less interested in sex? Or was she actually not all that fired up when you met?Originally posted by psychocandy View PostFTFYAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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