Reply to: Dressing to please your man

[original PM]

sligthly off topic - a woman I used to work with always wore stockings and suspenders

regardless of whether she was wearing trousers, skirts, shorts etc etc

this for me just seemed a bit weird..

what do the 'ladies' of the board think? weird or not?

[TheFaQQer]

PANTIES, please!

Pants, when being applied to a lady's smalls, has to be the most unsexy word in the English language.

Alas, I didn't write the script. Take it up with Stephen Moffat.

[zoco]

I think this scene from Coupling sums it up:

Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.

PANTIES, please!

Pants, when being applied to a lady's smalls, has to be the most unsexy word in the English language.

[zoco]

Whats a civvy girl ?

Not a WG.

Plenty more here http://www.ukpunting.com/

[Mich the Tester]

Once women get in a long term relationship their libido halves. For men it stays the same.

There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.

Once women get in a long term relationship their libido disappears

FTFY

Chaps, I don't mean this in a nasty way, but I haven't had this experience and I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Her libido is intact, as is mine. Have you had a chat with her to find out why she seems less interested in sex? Or was she actually not all that fired up when you met?

[psychocandy]

Once women get in a long term relationship their libido disappears. For men it stays the same.

There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.

FTFY

[TheFaQQer]

Great programme!

One of my favourites. In fact, I've just put that episode on in the background while I "work"

[vetran]

Whats a civvy girl ?

I'm guessing not a 'Working Girl' or in the Forces.

[fullyautomatix]

I don't know about you lot but my Missus is becoming increasingly slovenly in her evening attire.

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood

Nowadays she pulls off her crop top and whips off her Adidas track suit bottoms expecting me to be ready for action. And when I complain she tells me I'm being sexist. Must be something to do with those women she's been mixing with at Frome Sisters 4 Palestine.

That said, I don't reckon many civvy girls wear stockings any more. Reckon it's to to with being under the jackboot of these 4th generation feminists.

Does your Missus dress for you?

Whats a civvy girl ?

[mudskipper]

I think this scene from Coupling sums it up:

Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.

Great programme!

[TheFaQQer]

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy.

I think this scene from Coupling sums it up:

Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.

[original PM]

apparently its having kids that ruins it


Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online



most of the comments come from burning Bras.

I think really what this should say is that 82% of men who have cheated on their wives and were backed into a corner and had to give a reason used the kids as an excuse for the fact they would fu<k the hole in a donut if given half a chance.

[MarillionFan]

Could have at least chosen somebody who didn't like like a British Bulldog!

She's a professional Wayne lookalike IRL.

[vetran]

Now I can see it MS :

https://home.bt.com/images/david-mel...0226142736.jpg

[vetran]

apparently its having kids that ruins it


Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online

Most new parents will agree that despite the joy they bring, having children can be stressful.

Lack of sleep, financial pressure and a shift in family dynamics are all troubles that many experience and overcome with a new baby, but it seems for some, this stress can radiate into their romantic relationship, resulting in men becoming more likely to stray.

A survey of more than 5,000 cheating men reveals that 78 per cent of the respondents are in their first marriage, and that 82 per cent of them began to be unfaithful after having children.

most of the comments come from burning Bras.