Buy toilets

[eek]

this is the parody thread doodab should have created.

[Ticktock]

If you're going into the toilet trading game make sure NLyUK gets her cut.

Or she may ensure you get cut.

[doodab]

I thought this was a thread about investing in property to rent out at a profit.

[vetran]

no Just MF 'Flushed with success' or 'Going down the pan' or maybe MF sledging to discourage the other fledgling Nicholas van Hoogstratens

[NickFitz]

I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.

Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea

[doodab]

I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.

Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea

I never wanted to visit Toronto until I saw this.

[TykeMerc]

I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.

Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea

Ewwww, just EWWWWW....

What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.

[d000hg]

Ewwww, just EWWWWW....

What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.

Drug testing presumably?

[mudskipper]

Not sure my wee has ever smelled "nutty".

[vetran]

Not sure my wee has ever smelled "nutty".

try Asparagus