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How many valentine cards did you get?
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How many valentine cards did you get?
380 - nobody loves me, I think I'll go and eat worms28.95%111 - One love is all we need23.68%92 - 3 - Spreading it about a bit10.53%44 - 8 - Don Giovanni I am I am10.53%49 + - I'm a stud and a liar15.79%6AndyW's mum fulfills my lovin' needs10.53%4 -
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Hmm, no option for "none but my garden is under a metre of water and we haven't seen a postman for nearly two weeks"
<edit>although I guess that might be fairly specific</edit>Comment
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None, working away from home it's a bit silly to send cards to each otherSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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I bet the yellow line, current value 1 is HyperD
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Not any moreOriginally posted by Bacchus View PostHmm, no option for "none but my garden is under a metre of water and we haven't seen a postman for nearly two weeks"
<edit>although I guess that might be fairly specific</edit>
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Valentines Schmalentines. Load of old bollocks.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostI bet the yellow line, current value 1 is HyperD

I did get one, but not from GF#1!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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My daughter is 22 and lives with her mum, she doesnt have a fella at the mo, so I thought I would send her an anonymous V card.
I went out on Monday and got a card from Tescos. Got the girl in JD Sports to fill it in and address it, then went over to Southport on Tuesday to post it. The missus visited the fabric shop, pub lunch , then back home.
It were a grand day out, but the daughter will murder me if she ever twigs
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