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How many valentine cards did you get?
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so single, impressionable aged EO daughter is going to get an inexplicable Valentine's card in a girl's handwriting... that could have an... unexpected outcome? -
You joined the league of newly water-featured Nick?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot any more
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you cant tell someones gender from their writing. can you ?Originally posted by Bacchus View Postso single, impressionable aged EO daughter is going to get an inexplicable Valentine's card in a girl's handwriting... that could have an... unexpected outcome?
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I got some Love Hearts. The wife got a card from one of her kids!
edit: her pupil, not her own child that would be really weird.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Have you got a sample of Mudskippers handwriting handy?Originally posted by hyperD View Post
I did get one, but not from GF#1!
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I didn't get one. A fact I am now milking remorselessly with MrsB, having got her a card, and some chocs and booked a table at her favourite restaurant.
None of which would have mattered but for the fact that 2 weeks ago she decided that after 12 years together we should actually bother with Valentines day after all and got quite aerated about it when I suggested otherwise
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I got a card and lovely box of chocs from hotel chocolate.
Himself got breakfast in bed a card and a pair of chocolate bunnies.
Daughter got a card from the cat
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Milking your gassy wife. Romantic.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI didn't get one. A fact I am now milking remorselessly with MrsB, having got her a card, and some chocs and booked a table at her favourite restaurant.
None of which would have mattered but for the fact that 2 weeks ago she decided that after 12 years together we should actually bother with Valentines day after all and got quite aerated about it when I suggested otherwise
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Mudskipper stopped at the garage on the way home last night and bought the least squashed of the two remaining cards for Mr ms. She's hardly likely to be organised or motivated enough to send cards to colleagues - especially ones that already have more girlfriends than strictly necessary.Originally posted by DaveB View PostHave you got a sample of Mudskippers handwriting handy?
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