Reply to: How many valentine cards did you get?

[hyperD]

It was from GF#1!!!! Written by one of her friends!

At least I've passed the infidelity honeytrap!

[KentPhilip]

That's very sweet of you EO.

Does she have big knockers?

Aaand I have received rep from EO. Better not say what it said

[hyperD]

Ooh yes, postmark! Where was it posted?

jubilee sorting office - covers a lot of GU area.

The only giveaway is the handwriting is unusual in the way the "d" and "a" are shaped. Should be fairly quick to spot similar so I'll check GF#1's daughter first of all, then GF#2 then my list of stalkers, including my ex-wife.

[mudskipper]

IIRC, the last V card I received was in 1991.

Or was it 1992?

FTFY

[Ticktock]

Because nothing says "I love you" like the faint whiff of petrol

You're thinking of chloroform.

[DaveB]

Mudskipper stopped at the garage on the way home last night and bought the least squashed of the two remaining cards for Mr ms. She's hardly likely to be organised or motivated enough to send cards to colleagues - especially ones that already have more girlfriends than strictly necessary.

(I think you're confusing us with eek/SMac)

Because nothing says "I love you" like the faint whiff of petrol

[mudskipper]

It's hard to tell who sent it as there are so many potential contacts within the catchment area of the sorting office...!

Ooh yes, postmark! Where was it posted?

[hyperD]

Mudskipper stopped at the garage on the way home last night and bought the least squashed of the two remaining cards for Mr ms. She's hardly likely to be organised or motivated enough to send cards to colleagues - especially ones that already have more girlfriends than strictly necessary.

(I think you're confusing us with eek/SMac)

It's hard to tell who sent it as there are so many potential contacts within the catchment area of the sorting office...!

[Bacchus]

you cant tell someones gender from their writing. can you ?

"Generally speaking, most studies have shown better than chance success at guessing the gender of a writer by handwriting, with the average success rate at about two out of three."

here

[KentPhilip]

My daughter is 22 and lives with her mum, she doesnt have a fella at the mo, so I thought I would send her an anonymous V card.

That's very sweet of you EO.

Does she have big knockers?

[NotAllThere]

Cards? Don't need any. Too busy

[mudskipper]

Have you got a sample of Mudskippers handwriting handy?

Mudskipper stopped at the garage on the way home last night and bought the least squashed of the two remaining cards for Mr ms. She's hardly likely to be organised or motivated enough to send cards to colleagues - especially ones that already have more girlfriends than strictly necessary.

(I think you're confusing us with eek/SMac)

[d000hg]

I didn't get one. A fact I am now milking remorselessly with MrsB, having got her a card, and some chocs and booked a table at her favourite restaurant.

None of which would have mattered but for the fact that 2 weeks ago she decided that after 12 years together we should actually bother with Valentines day after all and got quite aerated about it when I suggested otherwise

Milking your gassy wife. Romantic.

[Pogle]

I got a card and lovely box of chocs from hotel chocolate.
Himself got breakfast in bed a card and a pair of chocolate bunnies.

Daughter got a card from the cat

[DaveB]

I didn't get one. A fact I am now milking remorselessly with MrsB, having got her a card, and some chocs and booked a table at her favourite restaurant.

None of which would have mattered but for the fact that 2 weeks ago she decided that after 12 years together we should actually bother with Valentines day after all and got quite aerated about it when I suggested otherwise