A hole has appeared in the M2 in Kent

**mudskipper** · 11 February 2014, 18:06

I thought this thread was about Chatham.

**northernladuk** · 11 February 2014, 18:21

There is a hole inside the M60 as well, a tuliphole and it's called Manchester.

**scooterscot** · 11 February 2014, 18:37

Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

Theft at Bedworld, 1000 mattresses stolen.

Police are springing into action.

**Bacchus** · 11 February 2014, 18:41

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Theft at Bedworld, 1000 mattresses stolen.

Police are springing into action.

massive theft of eggs from chicken farm - police scrambled...

**Sysman** · 11 February 2014, 18:56

Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

massive theft of eggs from chicken farm - police scrambled...

What did the policemen say when he saw three holes in the ground?

Well, well well.

(courtesy of Methuselah)

**TestMangler** · 11 February 2014, 19:15

A tanker of red paint collided with a tanker full of purple paint on the M62, leaving the driver marooned.

**stek** · 11 February 2014, 19:32

A hole has appeared in the M2 in Kent

I got arrested for taking this photo...

Police say it's assault and battery....

**TestMangler** · 11 February 2014, 19:37

Two men were arrested earlier. One for drinking battery acid and one for eating fireworks.

Police charged one and let the other off.

**Bacchus** · 11 February 2014, 19:48

A lorry load of viagra was stolen earlier today; police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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