Police issued a warning that a dangerous midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison saying that there is a small medium at large.
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'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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The toilets were today stolen from the police station.
police say they have nothing to go on.Comment
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A lorry carrying a load of tear gas overturned on the M4. Police are advising motorists to use the hard shoulder to cry on.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Being Kent, I'm surprised there wasn't a group of illegal immigrants living in it.Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
Hang on, I'm Kent.
Or am I Philip?Comment
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Seeing as it's in Kent, they'll be looking into it cross-eyed and thinking it's a mountain.Originally posted by Bacchus View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Maybe the part of it that you live in.....Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThere is a hole inside the M60 as well, a tuliphole and it's called Manchester.
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NLUK doesn't live in Manchester......... The north is a big place...Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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If you say so mate....Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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A Czekoslovakian midget is on the run from police. He is believed to be hiding in the Manchester area. Police have told the public to beware of anyone asking them to cache a small czech.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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