Six-year-old schoolboy suspended for having Mini Cheddars in his lunchbox

[doodab]

Seemed easy to beat when I played it at chess

Yes well they aren't as smart as turnips

[MyUserName]

Yes well they aren't as smart as turnips

True, I lost to one of those

[doodab]

True, I lost to one of those

Apparently Swedes are pretty good as well

Magnus Carlsen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Edit: bollocks, he's from Norway. Still, lets not let that spoil the joke...

[northernladuk]

He's been expelled

I told you there was more to this story than the moaning parents were telling.

Him AND his brother have now been expelled.

Boy, 6, suspended for taking Mini Cheddars to school, now EXPELLED | Mail Online

The school has insisted a pupil was not excluded 'for just having Mini Cheddars in their lunchbox' but because there had been a 'persistent and deliberate breach of school policy, such as bringing in crisps, biscuits, sausage rolls, mini sausages, scotch eggs and similar'.

The school also said the decision was taken because of 'the parent school relationship suffering an irretrievable breakdown' due to 'misrepresentations in the local and national media that were both wholly inaccurate and grossly misleading, abusive language being used towards staff, and other inappropriate actions being taken that were designed to damage the school’s reputation'.

Sounds pretty clear cut now the facts are actually coming out.

[DirtyDog]

Sounds pretty clear cut now the facts are actually coming out.

Well I, for one, am surprised

[doodab]

Sounds pretty clear cut now the facts are actually coming out.

I'm not TBH.

[d000hg]

Sounds pretty clear cut now the facts are actually coming out.

Definitely. Persistent and deliberate mini sausage infringements - the kid is lucky to escape prison.

[doodab]

Definitely. Persistent and deliberate mini sausage infringements - the kid is lucky to escape prison.

I could murder a sausage roll. Does that make me a bad person?

[d000hg]

No, murdering it would be OK. Systematic culling of scotch eggs and sausage rolls is needed, reintroducing hunting is the clear way forward.

[doodab]

No, murdering it would be OK. Systematic culling of scotch eggs and sausage rolls is needed, reintroducing hunting is the clear way forward.

I shall break out the beagles.

Are pork pies a protected species?