L2b training - tips and discussion thread

[vetran]

OK now we know you both have small willies!

[d000hg]

Ok, how about a sitting on your arse eating crisps and being a god bothering keyboard warrior competition. That suit you more?

So basically a modern triathlon:

1. sitting on your arse eating crisps
2. god bothering
3. keyboard warrior

2 of those are your specialist events.

[BrilloPad]

BP - why do you think I was so fast down the hills there was a lovely blonde lady with a great action down hill!

Was that the one lady you did not speak to?

[BrilloPad]

I am not able to neg rep Doogiiiee because I already have, hah hahha

says it all really,

plonker

Darling - rep is soooo 2013.....

You're betting that you can beat me at an event you claim to have been training towards for some months, after I tell you that I don't cycle? Wow, how tempting.

Why don't you just give £1000 to charity anyway, you posturing egotist?

I said it was too far away. No I didn't

I imagine I probably am... I have no frame of reference since as I say I only cycle on the static bike but I do 45-60min cycling 5-7 days a week - about 25Km - and when I sometimes do 90min at the same pace I don't feel tired. So I imagine I have the raw fitness - would you agree?

At least Suity found a doctor to write him a note and genuinely intended to take part.

So one of these quotes is total bollux then.

Go on doggie - accept the challenge. Hopefully you have not met MF then Dallas can turn up in his place.....

[MarillionFan]

Darling - rep is soooo 2013.....





So one of these quotes is total bollux then.

Go on doggie - accept the challenge. Hopefully you have not met MF then Dallas can turn up in his place.....

I was pootling at 14mph over two hours just before I left the country, so I reckon I would have got fit enough if not for the disappearing act. But now, I'll have to work back up to it again.

[suityou01]

I was pootling at 14mph over two hours just before I left the country, so I reckon I would have got fit enough if not for the disappearing act. But now, I'll have to work back up to it again.

I'll have a fiver on the chimp.

[d000hg]

So one of these quotes is total bollux then.

How exactly?

Go on doggie - accept the challenge. Hopefully you have not met MF then Dallas can turn up in his place.....

Isn't Dallas a woman? Are you saying she looks like a man?

[mudskipper]

How exactly?

Isn't Dallas a woman? Are you saying she looks like a man?

If you really believe MF is a liar and a fraud, and never had the slightest intention of doing the ride, and you've really been cycling 3x a week, then you should call his bluff. To rub salt in the wounds of his sure defeat, you could insist he donates his 1K to your church or summat.

[BrilloPad]

How exactly?

FFS

Isn't Dallas a woman? Are you saying she looks like a man?

I have met Dallas a couple of times. I am going to make no comment in case I need her to repair a puncture of mine. Okay, seriously, where is the sexy babe icon? She does triathlons FFS....

[d000hg]

But since I believe he's a liar and a fraud, I also believe there is no chance he would turn up, or pay up...

And as I already said I don't know if I can cycle that distance, even if MF couldn't either, neither of us would win.

Hell, I don't even own a bike.