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So having her impersonate a fat Yank man is probably not going to workI have met Dallas a couple of times. I am going to make no comment in case I need her to repair a puncture of mine. Okay, seriously, where is the sexy babe icon? She does triathlons FFS....
The obvious suggestion would be for YOU to impersonate MF since you're a man, if committing fraud to extort for money is something you are comfortable with.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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So you both give your dosh to a trusted individual who will donate one lot to charidee and return one lot to the winner.Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut since I believe he's a liar and a fraud, I also believe there is no chance he would turn up, or pay up...
And as I already said I don't know if I can cycle that distance, even if MF couldn't either, neither of us would win.
Hell, I don't even own a bike.
Sounds like excuses. You're not chicken, are you?Comment
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So you are safe then.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo having her impersonate a fat Yank man is probably not going to work
The obvious suggestion would be for YOU to impersonate MF since you're a man, if committing fraud to extort for money is something you are comfortable with.
So are you going to accept the challenge for the next CUK cycle trip? Vertan, MS and I are all keen - Sunday was a really fun day out - you will enjoy it.Comment
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I'm not making excuses, I never suggested I could beat MF. I never even claimed I could cycle that distance to begin with.
Is this some kind of long con where you end up with my money?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Happy to play fat male yank
Still Kick yo a$$ either way so it makes no diff really sweet-cheeksComment
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Then leave MF alone!Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'm not making excuses, I never suggested I could beat MF. I never even claimed I could cycle that distance to begin with.
Is this some kind of long con where you end up with my money?
FFS - how difficult can it be?
What would jesus do at this point? Apart fom spamming the CUK boards that is.....Comment
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You're all in the south aren't you? I'm toying with the idea of joining my church's cycling club - have been for some time. They have done a C2C (over 2 days IIRC) and similar to raise money for Foodbank which sounds fun.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo you are safe then.
So are you going to accept the challenge for the next CUK cycle trip? Vertan, MS and I are all keen - Sunday was a really fun day out - you will enjoy it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Are you pregnant then? Its the only way you are going to get fat doing all that exercise.Originally posted by Dallas View PostHappy to play fat male yank
I thought the idea was to be all the female IM competitors married with child instead of you training harder?Comment
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I'm sorry, you see some achievement in boasting you can beat someone at an activity they don't even do? That's like a boxer boasting they can beat me in the ring - pathetic.Originally posted by Dallas View PostHappy to play fat male yank
Still Kick yo a$$ either way so it makes no diff really sweet-cheeks
I love I've managed to get Brillo defending MF, of all people.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThen leave MF alone!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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