L2b training - tips and discussion thread

[suityou01]

Rocking my new George Formby grill. Chicken tit with salad for lunch.

[BrilloPad]

Does "core stability work" mean standing up without falling over?

No. It means eating shed loads so you look like a weeble. Then you wobble but you don't fall down.

[suityou01]

Aching from head to toe. Nose streaming. Why won't this germ just do one. Kids doing my absolute napper in. Got to get the kids to bed (going to take hours with the stroppy uncooperative mood they're in)

Then finally when I'm fit to drop and feeling like utter tulipe I will be ready for some exercises.

[suityou01]

I have absolutely no muscles in the mid section of my body. Half bedwetter, half garden worm.

[mudskipper]

I have absolutely no muscles in the mid section of my body. Half bedwetter, half garden worm.

Sounds more like a slug.

[suityou01]

Sounds more like a slug.

[BrilloPad]

Tonnes of talking, not a lot of doing .....

Sounds like my sex life.

[vetran]

Sounds like my sex life.

talk dirty to me big boy!

[BrilloPad]

talk dirty to me big boy!

I have a special phone line for that.

[minestrone]

Suity, want me to score you a couple of bags of amphetamine for the big race day?

Might be your only hope.