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Where taking pictures is the nearest you'll get to any actual women, because you'll be a skinny pale dweeb wearing a headset and combats.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetran -
To see Miss Harriet the Pink Cat?Originally posted by zoco View PostWait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beachOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsComment
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Do Google glasses have mild x-ray powers then? enabling you to see through a lady's bikini / knickers but without revealing the skeleton below?
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Very good! I presumed that was some pet name you have for Mrs DD's flange.Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
But I looked it up: I didn't know there was such a character in Toy Town!Comment
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Or attach them to your shoe.Originally posted by zoco View PostWait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by zoco View PostSit around in a public place with the rest of the Glassholes hoping someone will notice and ask what it is."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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el Reg nomenclature, almost as good as Bulgarian Airbags.Originally posted by administrator View PostI like it
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Charge it upOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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