Wait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach
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First thing you'll do when your Google Glass arrives
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Where taking pictures is the nearest you'll get to any actual women, because you'll be a skinny pale dweeb wearing a headset and combats.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by zoco View PostWait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beachOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Do Google glasses have mild x-ray powers then? enabling you to see through a lady's bikini / knickers but without revealing the skeleton below?
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostTo see Miss Harriet the Pink Cat?
But I looked it up: I didn't know there was such a character in Toy Town!Comment
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Originally posted by zoco View PostWait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by zoco View PostSit around in a public place with the rest of the Glassholes hoping someone will notice and ask what it is."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by administrator View PostI like itAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Charge it upOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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