I was fully expecting this to have been moved to Light Relief.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
The main difference is that for childbirth they will give you pain reliefWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIsn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's no joke. Especially when they give you the phosphate enemaOriginally posted by d000hg View PostAre you building up to a full of tulip joke?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Gittins Gal View PostI'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...
Also way, way TMI.
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Happy BIRTHDAY doogle.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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