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    #11
    I was fully expecting this to have been moved to Light Relief.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      The main difference is that for childbirth they will give you pain relief
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.
          Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?
            It's no joke. Especially when they give you the phosphate enema
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              I hope you had some PooPourri to hand.

              England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
                I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

                Also way, way TMI.

                Welcome to general.


                Happy BIRTHDAY doogle.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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