I was fully expecting this to have been moved to Light Relief.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Birthday poo
Collapse
X
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
The main difference is that for childbirth they will give you pain reliefWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
-
Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
-
Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIsn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
It's no joke. Especially when they give you the phosphate enemaOriginally posted by d000hg View PostAre you building up to a full of tulip joke?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by Gittins Gal View PostI'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...
Also way, way TMI.
Welcome to general.
Happy BIRTHDAY doogle.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? Today 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25
- Contractors eyeing mortgages ‘unrealistic about BoE’s 3.75% hold decision’ May 11 07:50
- The fake job problem is getting worse. Are contractors a particularly easy target? May 8 07:49
- Government policy on freelancing is stopping the contractor model from doing its thing May 7 08:12
- Contractors, can the new HMRC loan charge settlement opportunity reduce your bill? May 6 07:51

Comment