Quiet Night, Until...

[vwdan]

You will never make that much progress.

I certainly hope you're right there.

[suityou01]

What's that noise?

A feint rumbling sound.





Getting louder now.




Sounds like a steam train.






Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

[Jubber]

Went down the pub tonight for a few quiet pints with one of my oldest friends. Walking back, we were near the junction where we go our separate ways when the front door of a house we're about to pass suddenly flies out of its frame and crashes to the ground, with a woman on top of it, and a woman on top of her, battering her

You should have asked them to adjourn to the flowerbed - you and your mate could have enjoyed some post beer mud wrestling.

[mudskipper]

Did you find out the cause of the altercation? Is it because she's a slaaaaaag?

[vwdan]

A feint rumbling sound.

I think you mean faint, sweetie.

[Platypus]

Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo Charlie

[suityou01]

I think you mean faint, sweetie.

I might have.

[vwdan]

I might have.

I do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.

[vetran]

I do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.

what it sounds like something else and takes you by surprise? I only get that when I drink real ale.

[xoggoth]

Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo Charlie

Naturally I have been sitting here trying to devise a rude version. ABC is easy.