Originally posted by DodgyAgent
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'hoi' already means 'the', so you don't need 'the' before it. But then you'd know that considering how posh you are.
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Ah! A bodywarmer I would recognise! Where I lived we used to stick loads of stuff in the pockets to make primitive stab vests!Originally posted by barrydidit View PostComment
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WTF is the deal with the red trousers?
One word. Hideous.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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1. Upturned collars.
No, that's vampires.
2. High hair
I wish I had hair
3. Slip-on shoes, no socks
No, that's tramps
4. Choosing spectacular Christian names for their kids.
No, that's "the only way is Essex".
5. To add to their already insanely long surnames.
No, that's the Spanish
6. Driving a velvet-covered Porsche through Fulham
Fulham? How common.
7. Cocktails that look like this.
No. That's admin and the mods. Really.
8. Expensive pets.
No. That's zoos.
9. Pets that resemble their owners.
No. That's all dog owners.
10. The jumper-over-the-shoulders look.
It's not a look.
11. West London.
There are some great curry houses in Southall.
12. Careers in the military.
No. That's squaddies.
13. Making lists of other posh people, most of whom you’ve never heard of.
No. That's crap wanna-be posh journalists.
14. Wellies.
No. That's all country folk. And volvo drivers.
15. Wearing a gilet to work.
No. That's Alan Partridge.
16. Accepting trophies.
No. That's cannibal tribes in Indonesia.
17. Top bants.
Top what?
18. The word ‘totes’.
No. That's bookies. (poss. misheard)
19. Collections of letters written by posh people to other posh people.
No. That's David Starkey.
20. Regattas.
Nobody actually likes regattas.
21. Tweed.
No. That's Sean Connery.
22. Blazers.
See 15.
23. Boutique music festivals.
Wtf?
24. Horse racing festivals that aren’t the Grand National.
See 18.
25. Stripy ties.
No. That's IT support. And Leonard Hofstetter.
26. The great outdoors
No. That's the homeless.
27. And red trousers.
Yep. Posh people do like those for some unfathomable reason.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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the other extreme - one of the other child minders turned up with her new client's child called ..... drum roll ... Chardonnay!
I managed not to laughAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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chavtasticOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I was at the Country Living fair in Harrogate before Christmas, I saw this old boy dressed entirely in tweed. He went up to a stand selling tweed, and tried on a tweed jacket which looked identical (to my eyes) to the one he was already wearing. He then stood and appraised how it looked on him, before buying it, and a tweed waistcoat to go with it.
I have never before seen such a concentration of tweed as Harrogate that week.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsComment
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