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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    ICD?
    I can't dance?

    Perhaps a nightclub related injury?
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      And MS Project. Not what I call working.
      I'd be more concerned with the guy, middle window, top right.

      Soon it will happen. Oh yes, soon.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Damon View Post
        What's the least or most time off you have taken for illness?
        Least - 0 days.

        Most - 6 weeks. Lost the contract. Long time out of work after that.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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          #14
          Haven't had a sickie as a contractor, but have done the odd snotty WFH day.

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            #15
            1 1/2 days. I made it in to the client some 90 miles from home, then by lunchtime I was throwing up so really couldn't stick it out. I thought about going in the next day, but didn't in the end.

            As a permie I've never had more than 1 day. So I'm more of a lightweight sicky-taking skiver when contracting.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #16
              2-days here

              Walked into clinic a couple of year ago with cyst, limped back out later that afternoon. Back at client's site two days later.

              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #17
                wtf is it with you guys taking selfies of your injuries????

                fookin weird!

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                  #18
                  A few days with man flu, WFH if I can.

                  Thats about it.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    ICD?
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    Implantable Cardiverter/Defribillator
                    I was thinking IED which was rather confusing/worrying.

                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    Walked into clinic a couple of year ago with cyst, limped back out later that afternoon. Back at client's site two days later.

                    What are you, a ******* hobbit?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Orange post it notes must be the deliverables
                      Nope, one says 'Don't forget to invoice', the other says 'Don't forget to look at the other one'
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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