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    #31
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    WHS, except one day, after a stupid dentist had cracked a tooth (into several pieces) while extracting it, and boy did it hurt a couple of hours later.

    Word of advice - Never let a midget female[*] dentist with arms like a stick insect try and extract a tooth, because being physically very weak they end up levering the tooth back and forth ever more desperately until it shatters and half of it is left in!

    (Never taken time off for flu, AKA "a cold".)
    Thinking about it, trainee dentists should be required to pass a three pull up test before being allowed to extract teeth
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