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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    wore Lycra and the boys were padded. I did hear of another competitor today (part of team Yummy) who went on a 12 miler at the weekend, her little botty is apparently red raw. We had to lend her baby creme (from CarreFour which is unbelievably good).
    Glad to hear you're coping. It's always better when your arse is used to taking a pounding, so you've got it easy.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Glad to hear you're coping. It's always better when your arse is used to taking a pounding, so you've got it easy.
      oi you aren't talking to Old Smeg. My bottom is soft as a (elephant) baby's .
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        oi you aren't talking to Old Smeg. My bottom is soft as a (elephant) baby's .
        I was not aware you were into baby elephant bottom fondling - but each to their own.

        I emailed Dallas - she is not in for L2B.

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Cracking start. You don't chafe until you start doing proper miles (think 30 plus). Then chafing becomes an issue.

          Not peculiar to me, but all sports cyclists which is why they where lycra padded shorts. Of course if you want to do it in your pyjamas then I'm cool with that
          Only real fatties chafe. And as I don't chafe means I'm not a proper fatty.

          Fatty.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I was not aware you were into baby elephant bottom fondling - but each to their own.

            I emailed Dallas - she is not in for L2B.
            Scared of being shown up by MF? I thought she was tougher than that.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Scared of being shown up by MF? I thought she was tougher than that.
              I see you

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Only real fatties chafe. And as I don't chafe means I'm not a proper fatty.

                Fatty.
                Fair enough. Being Fat is something I do well.

                What are you good at?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  oh, if you are signing up the Evening Standard have a competition

                  British Heart Foundation: Win a Specialized Tarmac Sport bike worth £1,600 - Offers - London Evening Standard
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    I am Already registered

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Scared of being shown up by MF? I thought she was tougher than that.
                      Lets enter MF for one of the IronMen that Dallas is doing this year - if MF can find a wetsuit to fit.

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