Originally posted by mudskipper
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Don't be surprised if she doesn't fancy nookie tonight. (Or ever.)
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe "arranged" the fridge. I put the butter back on the wrong shelf.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've put up with him for 23 and a bit years - I'm holding out for my long service award.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've put up with him for 23 and a bit years - I'm holding out for my long service award.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAt this time of forced proximity to our nearest and dearest, here's a few hints and tips for you gentlemen.
1) Think about the ratio of positive to negative things you say to your partner
If all you've said over the last two days is:
You've loaded the dishwasher wrong
The brussel sprouts could have done with a bit longer
You've cross threaded the lid on the cranberry jelly
Did you have to put the sandwich toaster there?
You're treading mud into the carpet
Who finished the toilet paper and didn't bring a new one up?
You've put the butter back in the wrong place
You've tipped the Pringles sideways
Can you shut the door? You're always leaving it openOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostThey sound much more like girly complaints.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View Post+1 Except the dishwasher one. I've heard loads of arguments from different couples re the female partners inability to stack the thing in an order that means the machine can do it's stuff.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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His first mistake was interfering. Leave all domestic duties to MS and all be will bliss.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostAlthough frankly anything beats leaving a pile of tulip in the sink for me to sort out. And when it's full, PUT THE ******* THING ON!!
I think it's time the curriculum at girls schools was updated to include some of the more modern appliances which their little brains clearly struggle to deal with unless properly instructed.
Ironically these things were invented to save THEM time if they used them properlyCoffee's for closersComment
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