Whining permie managerman wants 'transparency' on contractor costs

[Old Greg]

Your butler grinds the civets ????, isn't that illegal!

Well if he will hire MF as a butler...

[Old Greg]

Don't forget the breakfast claret.

[Zippy]

You don't own your own moorings?

God no.You lease the mooring from a holding company based in the Bahamas which you may (or may not <nudge, nudge wink, wink> be a director of.
Honestly, the youth of today

[Bacchus]

Have we covered mooring fees for the yacht?

It was bothering me that none of these proles had mentioned the yacht. Where DO they spend summer?

[eek]

It was bothering me that none of these proles had mentioned the yacht. Where DO they spend summer?

My Private Caribbean Island. You mean you don't have one

[DaveB]

It was bothering me that none of these proles had mentioned the yacht. Where DO they spend summer?

I Live on the Yacht. I spend the summer wherever I feel like it.

[EternalOptimist]

jeez. my only expense is tissues


63 quid a day


i mean week. month

[Old Greg]

I Live on the Yacht. I spend the summer wherever I feel like it.

I cryogenically freeze myself for 183 days of each year aboard the yacht in international waters.

[MarillionFan]

I cryogenically freeze myself for 183 days of each year aboard the yacht in international waters.

I sometimes use one of my yachts to take me out to my megayacht in the Indian Ocean which sometimes gets mistaken as Sri Lanka.

[Old Greg]

I sometimes use one of my yachts to take me out to my megayacht in the Indian Ocean which sometimes gets mistaken as Sri Lanka.

Just like your arse.