Whining permie managerman wants 'transparency' on contractor costs

[MyUserName]

Paying banker's bonuses and bribing companies to pretend they are part of the renumeration package.

I invented Greece and now trick people into thinking it is a real place (including providing fake holidays there), was even able to claim back the VAT too.

Legal costs for changing the patent law so that we own the rights to numbers and anything used to count.

Using 50GBP notes for toilet paper.

[NotAllThere]

Have we covered mooring fees for the yacht?

Also, aspirin. For those headaches caused by whining managers.

[Old Greg]

Have we covered mooring fees for the yacht?

Also, aspirin. For those headaches caused by whining managers.

You don't own your own moorings?

[MyUserName]

The invoice I am going to send you for helping with this list

[Ticktock]

Don't forget the costs of flying in civets to prepare the coffee beans before your butler grinds them. A fresh batch each day, as you wouldn't want to use a dirty civet.

[Pondlife]

Don't forget the costs of flying in civets to prepare the coffee beans before your butler grinds them. A fresh batch each day, as you wouldn't want to use a dirty civet.

I clean mine with Civet Bang!


Sorry.

[Ticktock]

I clean mine with Civet Bang!


Sorry.

Bang! And the civet's gone.

So, a gun, then?

[Old Greg]

Bang! And the civet's gone in a Flash.

So, a gun, then?

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

I clean mine with Civet Bang!


Sorry.

Bang! And the civet's gone.

So, a gun, then?

FTFY

Wimps. Mr Muscle could handle it without a gun.

[CoolCat]

Private helicopter hire for Kloster's skiing week.

the Duke of Westminster has 3 or 4 helicopter pilots doing shift work, so that one is always available 24/7 just in case he decides to helicopter off somewhere at any point...