I should be the new mod. I'm not denying I would be offensive, irrational bring complete chaos. But the shortest spell at moderation in history would go down in CUK folklore.
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Ah, MarillionFan's moderation stint was before your time.Originally posted by RedSauce View PostI should be the new mod. I'm not denying I would be offensive, irrational bring complete chaos. But the shortest spell at moderation in history would go down in CUK folklore.
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Zippy, MS or MP would all be decent IMO as none of them are attention seeking idiots.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You disqualified yourself with point 4...Originally posted by Zippy View Post- I can be quite nasty
- frequent sense of humour failures
- I know some big(ish) words
- my lips don't move when I'm reading
Am I in with a shout?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I think the ones we have are doing a decent job already. They allow the odd sockie / troll through for entertainment while banning the really nasty ones when needed, and leave the rest of us to bitch among ourselves without too much interference. What more could you ask for?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If I am given mod status, I will ban all the other mods and admin in a coup d'état. With my absolute powers I will create new rules to make the forum like it used to be.
VOTE russell.Comment
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Oi what about ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!Originally posted by d000hg View PostZippy, MS or MP would all be decent IMO as none of them are attention seeking idiots.
I am not attention seekingOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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The idiot bit explains where we are both at clientco thoughOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostOi what about ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
I am not attention seeking
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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No-one will notice any difference from the current situation.Originally posted by RedSauce View PostI should be the new mod. I'm not denying I would be offensive, irrational bring complete chaos. ...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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