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You back now BP? Going to take me ages to find my posts to delete in the counting thread...
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Don't talk about CM and me like that.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd use my godlike powers to ressurect Fleetwood and Roger Rabbit, I'd entice back all the people who made this forum great and ban all you mumsy f*ckers!
Hth.
You boring twunts.
No chance of me becoming mod. I am slightly less cretinous than sassy so I am ruled out.
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Indeed:Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View PostYou've more chance of resurrecting Cyberman than poor old Fleety and I reckon Roger got shafted by his Russian Mrs.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...65-2007-a.html
And, in one of little ironies:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-they-now.html
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You've more chance of resurrecting Cyberman than poor old Fleety and I reckon Roger got shafted by his Russian Mrs.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd use my godlike powers to ressurect Fleetwood and Roger Rabbit, I'd entice back all the people who made this forum great and ban all you mumsy f*ckers!
Hth.
You boring twunts.
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Do we really need a new Mod, Cojak seems to be picking the slack up on her own today
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I'd use my godlike powers to ressurect Fleetwood and Roger Rabbit, I'd entice back all the people who made this forum great and ban all you mumsy f*ckers!
Hth.
You boring twunts.
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Not quite. In thinking the rule will solve anything he would fail his own test (alongside everyone else) leaving just the tumbleweed behind....Originally posted by RedSauce View PostIf you were a mod you would ban everyone who you deemed to be cretinous until it was just you and a few tumbleweed








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If you were a mod you would ban everyone who you deemed to be cretinous until it was just you and a few tumbleweedOriginally posted by sasguru View PostOk Ok I know what you lot are waiting for. I accept.
First step is an IQ test. <120 and you're out.
That should remove 90% of you lot and raise the level of conversation a bit.



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What problem?Originally posted by eek View PostIt also removes you which creates a slight problem......
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Cool. I should get knocked out at 136 then.Originally posted by sasguru View PostOk Ok I know what you lot are waiting for. I accept.
First step is an IQ test. <120 and you're out.
That should remove 90% of you lot and raise the level of conversation a bit.
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It also removes you which creates a slight problem......Originally posted by sasguru View PostOk Ok I know what you lot are waiting for. I accept.
First step is an IQ test. <120 and you're out.
That should remove 90% of you lot and raise the level of conversation a bit.
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Ok Ok I know what you lot are waiting for. I accept.
First step is an IQ test. <120 and you're out.
That should remove 90% of you lot and raise the level of conversation a bit.
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