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    False widow found in kitchen

    Currently in a glass prison. What do I do now!
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Currently in a glass prison. What do I do now!
    It's a house spider.

    HTH.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Currently in a glass prison. What do I do now!
      Put it under your foreskin to get that swelling sensation
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        It's a house spider.

        HTH.
        Can you please come and deal with it AuntyMS?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          1. Open the back door
          2. Get a piece of card.
          3. Slide it underneath securely
          4. Take glass and card out in one go and let the spider run away outside.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            False Widow?

            SY02s claiming you're dead to DWP again
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Size 9 the fcker jeez
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                post it to Lord Mandelslime, he likes looking for immigrants!

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                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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