False widow found in kitchen

[mudskipper]

Can you please come and deal with it AuntyMS?

How to deal with spiders

[suityou01]

How to deal with spiders

Please help

[suityou01]

News just in, SY02 might be manning up to do it.

[Cliphead]

Please help

I suggested how to deal with, get one of the kids to jump off a chair and make it quick. Remove the glass first of course.

Ya big jessie.

[suityou01]

I suggested how to deal with, get one of the kids to jump off a chair and make it quick. Remove the glass first of course.

Ya big jessie.

Kids in bed already

Nope, SY02 is our only hope.

[Cliphead]

Kids in bed already

Nope, SY02 is our only hope.

Hairspray, lighter. 007 it then.

[greenlake]

Please help

What would James Bond do?

[suityou01]

Hairspray, lighter. 007 it then.

I like the way you think

[Old Greg]

It's an ill omen sent by the gods of contracting. Think hard. Have you made any business decisions recently that may have angered them?

[Pondlife]

1) Go upstairs, quietly so as not to wake the kids
2) Enter your bedroom and strip the sheets
3) Take the sheet into the kitchen
4) In one motion remove the glass and place the sheet over the spider

Within a couple of minutes the moisture and smell from the urine should kill it.

You're welcome.