Originally posted by suityou01
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False widow found in kitchen
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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News just in, SY02 might be manning up to do it.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPlease help
Ya big jessie.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI suggested how to deal with, get one of the kids to jump off a chair and make it quick. Remove the glass first of course.
Ya big jessie.
Nope, SY02 is our only hope.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostKids in bed already
Nope, SY02 is our only hope.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHairspray, lighter. 007 it then.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It's an ill omen sent by the gods of contracting. Think hard. Have you made any business decisions recently that may have angered them?Comment
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1) Go upstairs, quietly so as not to wake the kids
2) Enter your bedroom and strip the sheets
3) Take the sheet into the kitchen
4) In one motion remove the glass and place the sheet over the spider
Within a couple of minutes the moisture and smell from the urine should kill it.
You're welcome.
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