Originally posted by suityou01
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
False widow found in kitchen
Collapse
X
-
-
Please helpOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
-
News just in, SY02 might be manning up to do it.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
-
I suggested how to deal with, get one of the kids to jump off a chair and make it quick. Remove the glass first of course.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPlease help
Ya big jessie.Comment
-
Kids in bed alreadyOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostI suggested how to deal with, get one of the kids to jump off a chair and make it quick. Remove the glass first of course.
Ya big jessie.
Nope, SY02 is our only hope.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
-
Hairspray, lighter. 007 it then.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostKids in bed already
Nope, SY02 is our only hope.
Comment
-
Comment
-
I like the way you thinkOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostHairspray, lighter. 007 it then.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
-
It's an ill omen sent by the gods of contracting. Think hard. Have you made any business decisions recently that may have angered them?Comment
-
1) Go upstairs, quietly so as not to wake the kids
2) Enter your bedroom and strip the sheets
3) Take the sheet into the kitchen
4) In one motion remove the glass and place the sheet over the spider
Within a couple of minutes the moisture and smell from the urine should kill it.
You're welcome.
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Spring Forecast 2026 ‘won’t put up taxes on contractors’ Jan 8 07:26
- Six things coming to contractors in 2026: a year of change, caution and (maybe) opportunity Today 06:24
- Umbrella companies, beware JSL tunnel vision now that the Employment Rights Act is law Yesterday 06:11
- 26 predictions for UK IT contracting in 2026 Jan 5 07:17
- How salary sacrifice pension changes will hit contractors Dec 24 07:48
- All the big IR35/employment status cases of 2025: ranked Dec 23 08:55
- Why IT contractors are (understandably) fed up with recruitment agencies Dec 22 13:57
- Contractors, don’t fall foul of HMRC’s expenses rules this Christmas party season Dec 19 09:55
- A delay to the employment status consultation isn’t why an IR35 fix looks further out of reach Dec 18 08:22
- How asking a tech jobs agency basic questions got one IT contractor withdrawn Dec 17 07:21


Comment