False widow found in kitchen

[BigRed]

Although I find cats pretty useless as pets, mine does a good job of killing the spiders and flies. It destroys all the ornaments in the process and also chews my power leads but on the whole just about earns it's keep. I do have to shoot it with a nerf gun when football is on the TV but my deadly aim means I only occasionally have to remove a dart from the TV screen.

[MicrosoftBob]

Just get a cat, they'll eat spiders when they get bored

[d000hg]

Only some cats are interested in spiders. Ours loves moths (and bees!) but will show only cursory interest in a spider - she'll see it and go to have a look, then get bored.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Currently in a glass prison. What do I do now!

1. Put hands up
2. Run around in circles
3. Scream like a girl
4. Go to 1.

[suityou01]

1. Put hands up
2. Run around in circles
3. Scream like a girl
4. Go to 1.

Step 4 would go to error as hands are already up.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Step 4 would go to error as hands are already up.

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.

[Pondlife]

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.

Maybe you should change it to "Raise voice octave" then he can keep going til the windows break.

[suityou01]

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.

Well I am quite analytical

[Old Greg]

Well I am quite analytical

I would expect you to scream like a girl first.

[Churchill]

1. Open the back door
2. Get a piece of card.
3. Slide it underneath securely
4. Take glass and card out in one go and let the spider run away outside.

If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

Tell me you don't write software.