Reply to: False widow found in kitchen

[SueEllen]

Do you always need stuff spelt out to you in foot high letters?

He's worked with too many Bobs.

[Cliphead]

Is it dead yet?

[suityou01]

What was there to understand? Her instructions were flawed.

Do you always make sh!t up to suit your solution?

Do you always need stuff spelt out to you in foot high letters?

[Churchill]

Do you always treat things you don't understand so harshly?

What was there to understand? Her instructions were flawed.

Do you always make sh!t up to suit your solution?

[suityou01]

What context would that be? ***** off, have a think, come back, reread the thread and then ***** off again.

Do you always treat things you don't understand so harshly?

[Churchill]

Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

Tell me you don't write software

What context would that be? ***** off, have a think, come back, reread the thread and then ***** off again.

[suityou01]

You could have offshored it. You'd have end up with a colandar then.

As long as the spiders are bigger than the drain holes that's a UAT pass. Anything else is a workaround involving putty.

[NotAllThere]

I asked for a mousetrap. Fookin developers.

You could have offshored it. You'd have end up with a colandar then.

[MarillionFan]

If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

Tell me you don't write software.

Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

Tell me you don't write software

I asked for a mousetrap. Fookin developers.

[suityou01]

If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

Tell me you don't write software.

Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

Tell me you don't write software

[Churchill]

1. Open the back door
2. Get a piece of card.
3. Slide it underneath securely
4. Take glass and card out in one go and let the spider run away outside.

If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

Tell me you don't write software.

[Old Greg]

Well I am quite analytical

I would expect you to scream like a girl first.

[suityou01]

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.

Well I am quite analytical

[Pondlife]

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.

Maybe you should change it to "Raise voice octave" then he can keep going til the windows break.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Step 4 would go to error as hands are already up.

The assumption was that the hands would gradually come down as your grew tired of screaming and running around.... but good point, perhaps I missed some error handling there.