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Do your missus and kids know you talk like this?Originally posted by aussielong View PostAre you available?Comment
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Nope, sold subject to 2 contracts.Originally posted by aussielong View PostAre you available?
Better luck next time
ya big poofKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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His missus is his pimp.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDo your missus and kids know you talk like this?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Aussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDo your missus and kids know you talk like this?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I guess there's plenty of time to settle down. Is he 30 yet?Originally posted by eek View PostAussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...Comment
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If you consider my material you may conclude that unlike a lot of ego posters on here, like assguru, I'm actually giving out a manifesto to the community, a plan for successful modus operandi. Im a leader of men. A LEADER OF MEN, I said. You low testosterone metrosexuals should pay attention to my writings. We are all pawns in a chess game. Are you gonna survive till the end game, and get converted to a queen? Or are you going to be used "en passent".Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDo your missus and kids know you talk like this?
I'm f£^#^*g serious pal. It's a jungle out there. Are you gonna be Tarzan, or Tarzans monkey? Take control.
I'm here to help.Comment
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Look, you're a (not very bright) geek. What do you know about sex or sexuality? Come on, write something interesting about it, instead of your pointless little digs.Originally posted by eek View PostAussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...Comment
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Touched a nerve as you sit alone in your bedsit did I?Originally posted by aussielong View PostLook, you're a (not very bright) geek. What do you know about sex or sexuality? Come on, write something interesting about it, instead of your pointless little digs.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I'm so sorry for you. I didn't realise. Is there no chance you might get married and even start a family?Originally posted by aussielong View PostIf you consider my material you may conclude that unlike a lot of ego posters on here, like assguru, I'm actually giving out a manifesto to the community, a plan for successful modus operandi. Im a leader of men. A LEADER OF MEN, I said. You low testosterone metrosexuals should pay attention to my writings. We are all pawns in a chess game. Are you gonna survive till the end game, and get converted to a queen? Or are you going to be used "en passent".
I'm f£^#^*g serious pal. It's a jungle out there. Are you gonna be Tarzan, or Tarzans monkey? Take control.
I'm here to help.
But I hope you do manage to get converted to a queen if that's what it takes to achieve fulfillment. I'm not sure the cocaine is helping.Comment
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