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Oh dear. I think we may needto fabricatea plan C.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well the hiring manager for GigA just sent me through some documents to read before starting and said thanks for accepting the contract.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear. I think we may needto fabricatea plan C.
Come on Mr Agent, you had ONE job.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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no it was AneLinguss -> aussielongOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostWasn't Ana Lingus your working name back in the '80s?Comment
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Wow!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGig A, still no sign of the contract.
Gig B is stuck on the financials, chiefly who picks up the tab for flights and accomodation. I have offered my £33 per day I would spend on rail fares to try and ease the deadlock.

Is this how the semi-skilled hustle?Comment
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Keep pushing yourself and you too can attain the dizzying heights of semi-skilled.Originally posted by aussielong View PostWow!
Is this how the semi-skilled hustle?
Many thanks for the admiration.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Turning tricks is nothing to brag about.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI got 2 gigs today.
HTH.
GigB agent just called. All sold subject to contract. Just got to see if the contract actually materialises.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Jesus H Christ. Get a grip. Your play is so weak I wouldnt even call it play. No wonder you get manipulated so easily, politics goes over your head.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTurning tricks is nothing to brag about.
GigB agent just called. All sold subject to contract. Just got to see if the contract actually materialises.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.Comment
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Are you grooming me?Originally posted by aussielong View PostJesus H Christ. Get a grip. Your play is so weak I wouldnt even call it play. No wonder you get manipulated so easily, politics goes over your head.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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This prison girlfriend hierarchy slang is near impossible to decipher.Originally posted by aussielong View PostJesus H Christ. Get a grip. Your play is so weak I wouldnt even call it play. No wonder you get manipulated so easily, politics goes over your head.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.Comment
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