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Originally posted by eek View PostI don't think Suity frequents the Blue Oyster bar.....
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is that the LGBT bar where you work? I assume you make the TOriginally posted by eek View PostI don't think Suity frequents the Blue Oyster bar.....Comment
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That's right love. Remember those nice gents in Lady Di masks who beat the crap out of you last week by the bins round the back?Originally posted by aussielong View PostIs that the LGBT bar where you work? I assume you make the TComment
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Is that a cryptic crossword clue?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat's right love. Remember those nice gents in Lady Di masks who beat the crap out of you last week by the bins round the back?
Is the answer analingus?Comment
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Wasn't Ana Lingus your working name back in the '80s?Originally posted by aussielong View PostIs that a cryptic crossword clue?
Is the answer analingus?Comment
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Gig A, still no sign of the contract.
Gig B is stuck on the financials, chiefly who picks up the tab for flights and accomodation. I have offered my £33 per day I would spend on rail fares to try and ease the deadlock.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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