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to fabricatea plan C.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear. I think we may needto fabricatea plan C.
Come on Mr Agent, you had ONE job.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWasn't Ana Lingus your working name back in the '80s?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGig A, still no sign of the contract.
Gig B is stuck on the financials, chiefly who picks up the tab for flights and accomodation. I have offered my £33 per day I would spend on rail fares to try and ease the deadlock.
Is this how the semi-skilled hustle?Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostWow!
Is this how the semi-skilled hustle?
Many thanks for the admiration.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI got 2 gigs today.
HTH.
GigB agent just called. All sold subject to contract. Just got to see if the contract actually materialises.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTurning tricks is nothing to brag about.
GigB agent just called. All sold subject to contract. Just got to see if the contract actually materialises.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostJesus H Christ. Get a grip. Your play is so weak I wouldnt even call it play. No wonder you get manipulated so easily, politics goes over your head.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostJesus H Christ. Get a grip. Your play is so weak I wouldnt even call it play. No wonder you get manipulated so easily, politics goes over your head.
Let me make it clear for you, you wouldn't stand next to me in the showers, while i get my back scrubbed. You'd be cowering in the corner with your little flannel.
Do you get me? I don't think you do.Comment
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