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    #91
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Are you grooming me?
    Are you available?

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      #92
      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
      Are you available?
      Do your missus and kids know you talk like this?

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        #93
        Originally posted by aussielong View Post
        Are you available?
        Nope, sold subject to 2 contracts.

        Better luck next time

















        ya big poof
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #94
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Do your missus and kids know you talk like this?
          His missus is his pimp.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #95
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Do your missus and kids know you talk like this?
            Aussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #96
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Aussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...
              I guess there's plenty of time to settle down. Is he 30 yet?

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                #97
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Do your missus and kids know you talk like this?
                If you consider my material you may conclude that unlike a lot of ego posters on here, like assguru, I'm actually giving out a manifesto to the community, a plan for successful modus operandi. Im a leader of men. A LEADER OF MEN, I said. You low testosterone metrosexuals should pay attention to my writings. We are all pawns in a chess game. Are you gonna survive till the end game, and get converted to a queen? Or are you going to be used "en passent".

                I'm f£^#^*g serious pal. It's a jungle out there. Are you gonna be Tarzan, or Tarzans monkey? Take control.

                I'm here to help.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  Aussielong has no missus nor kids. Was my comment regarding the Blue Oyster Bar not a clue that he bats for the otherside as my Nan used to say...
                  Look, you're a (not very bright) geek. What do you know about sex or sexuality? Come on, write something interesting about it, instead of your pointless little digs.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                    Look, you're a (not very bright) geek. What do you know about sex or sexuality? Come on, write something interesting about it, instead of your pointless little digs.
                    Touched a nerve as you sit alone in your bedsit did I?
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                      If you consider my material you may conclude that unlike a lot of ego posters on here, like assguru, I'm actually giving out a manifesto to the community, a plan for successful modus operandi. Im a leader of men. A LEADER OF MEN, I said. You low testosterone metrosexuals should pay attention to my writings. We are all pawns in a chess game. Are you gonna survive till the end game, and get converted to a queen? Or are you going to be used "en passent".

                      I'm f£^#^*g serious pal. It's a jungle out there. Are you gonna be Tarzan, or Tarzans monkey? Take control.

                      I'm here to help.
                      I'm so sorry for you. I didn't realise. Is there no chance you might get married and even start a family?

                      But I hope you do manage to get converted to a queen if that's what it takes to achieve fulfillment. I'm not sure the cocaine is helping.

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