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Can a woman ever be a knobhead?

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    #41
    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
    Hey! Never mind all this bollocks!

    What about my C++ code?

    I want some validation from someone saying that my C++ code is cool, or at least a hug off of one of the (adult) female members of CUK.

    Response I've got so far sucks!!

    are you 17 - 18 ?

    have you gone wrong ?
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #42
      Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
      No, I am 40, and coincidently, I've dated 40 women, and I've had ??x with N women (where N > 30 when I lost count), but I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Consequently I am a lonely person. And I want my C++ coding skills recognised and validated!!!

      C++ sorts the men from the boys!!!
      You do have the most amazing C skills. I didnt want to mention it earlier, but your c skills will give most women a wet-on.

      take one of these single parent minxes around the back, and let them stroke your c++
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #43
        Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
        C++ sorts the the bearded losers who still love with their mum from the men!!!
        FTFY
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #44
          Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
          Hey! Never mind all this bollocks!

          What about my C++ code?

          I want some validation from someone saying that my C++ code is cool, or at least a hug off of one of the (adult) female members of CUK.

          Response I've got so far sucks!!

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            #45
            Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
            God damn!

            I am even more in need of validation now.

            Please, if there are any C++ gurus or (adult) female members of the forum online right now, give me some validation so I don't go into a massive depression.



            God, why is the internet so mean?

            heh heh.

            have a beer. fck the interweb. and fck women


            esp. fck women
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #46
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              heh heh.

              have a beer. fck the interweb. and fck women


              esp. fck women

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                #47
                Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
                Are there any women on here who are prepared to restore my faith in womanhood?
                Rule no 30 there are no women on the internet
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                  Ironically both the women I live with probably would be somewhat impressed.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!

                    I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.
                    Your own kids sound completely different to others. Or are you a gay religious Jaffa, just asking, like.

                    Ah, forgot, you're just a c unt!
                    Last edited by Churchill; 17 October 2013, 23:43.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
                      Thanks brother! So far, I have had:

                      1 Yougs Double Chocolate Stout
                      1 Hardys Stamp minature red wine
                      1 Carlsberg 440ml lager
                      4 single measures Red Stag Jim Beam (praise the Lord!)


                      Still hoping for a C++ brother (or hot sista) to validate me. It's f**kin' lonlely being an alcoholic software dev.
                      a single minature wine... That's the most depressing thing I've heard all week
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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