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Can a woman ever be a knobhead?
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You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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A cockhead!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nah... that's not swearing to me. Along with a whole host of other words that are going to get me into big trouble with a toddler who repeats everythingOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostA cockhead!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Cleaning?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Define: See You Next TuesdayOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWtf is a synt?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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...the time has come! Revenge!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNah... that's not swearing to me. Along with a whole host of other words that are going to get me into big trouble with a toddler who repeats everything
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!Originally posted by amcdonald View PostI've seen cats perform pincer movements around a room like a pack of ravenous velocoraptors when faced with a human eating a kebab
They would do anything to manipulate you for food, hence why they make noises to sound like children when they're hungy
I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Only one has never developed a meow, it just goes wack wack like a duck, the others are more like normal cats but this may explain moreOriginally posted by d000hg View PostYou must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!
I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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You obviously not been at mercy of the cat who meows at your food then leaps at it to take a bite and if you aren't fast enough manages it.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!
I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Yes I have, because we have a cat. But what has that got to do with a child... meowing is about a 100X less annoying that crying or screaming.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYou obviously not been at mercy of the cat who meows at your food then leaps at it to take a bite and if you aren't fast enough manages it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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