Of course cats manipulate people.
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Can a woman ever be a knobhead?
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Sure. But are you a knobhead?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostOf course cats manipulate people.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I use to think you were a pleasant person.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSure. But are you a knobhead?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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au contraire, cats can be kn0bheads.
my tuxedo cat, Oreo, is a bit of a plonker.
He climbs onto the kitchen roof, then cries for hours because he cant get down.
So I blast him with the supersoaker and down he comes.
A few days later, he is up there crying again.
If he was not a kn0bhead cat, he would
a) stop getting stuck up there in the first place
or
b)realise that he can get down under his own steam
and
c) dont muck around with the monkeys
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Alternatively he thinks he's trained you well, and you come and fetch him when he makes the right noiseOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postau contraire, cats can be kn0bheads.
my tuxedo cat, Oreo, is a bit of a plonker.
He climbs onto the kitchen roof, then cries for hours because he cant get down.
So I blast him with the supersoaker and down he comes.
A few days later, he is up there crying again.
If he was not a kn0bhead cat, he would
a) stop getting stuck up there in the first place
or
b)realise that he can get down under his own steam
and
c) dont muck around with the monkeys
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Can a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCan a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?
My PM keeps going on about transparency. but I can see right through him(\__/)
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Wtf is a synt?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCan a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?Comment
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