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Can a woman ever be a knobhead?

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    #11
    Of course cats manipulate people.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Of course cats manipulate people.
      Sure. But are you a knobhead?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Sure. But are you a knobhead?
        I use to think you were a pleasant person.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          I use to think you were a pleasant person.

          Lighten up Suze!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            au contraire, cats can be kn0bheads.
            my tuxedo cat, Oreo, is a bit of a plonker.

            He climbs onto the kitchen roof, then cries for hours because he cant get down.
            So I blast him with the supersoaker and down he comes.

            A few days later, he is up there crying again.

            If he was not a kn0bhead cat, he would
            a) stop getting stuck up there in the first place
            or
            b)realise that he can get down under his own steam
            and
            c) dont muck around with the monkeys




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              au contraire, cats can be kn0bheads.
              my tuxedo cat, Oreo, is a bit of a plonker.

              He climbs onto the kitchen roof, then cries for hours because he cant get down.
              So I blast him with the supersoaker and down he comes.

              A few days later, he is up there crying again.

              If he was not a kn0bhead cat, he would
              a) stop getting stuck up there in the first place
              or
              b)realise that he can get down under his own steam
              and
              c) dont muck around with the monkeys


              Alternatively he thinks he's trained you well, and you come and fetch him when he makes the right noise
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Yes. They can.
                +1

                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Can a man be a cow?
                Yes
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #18
                  Can a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    Can a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?


                    My PM keeps going on about transparency. but I can see right through him
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      Can a man be a twat or a see you next Tuesday?
                      Wtf is a synt?

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