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Can a woman ever be a knobhead?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Wtf is a synt?
    You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #22
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.
      A cockhead!
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        A cockhead!
        Nah... that's not swearing to me. Along with a whole host of other words that are going to get me into big trouble with a toddler who repeats everything
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #24
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.
          Cleaning?
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Wtf is a synt?
            Define: See You Next Tuesday
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #26
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Nah... that's not swearing to me. Along with a whole host of other words that are going to get me into big trouble with a toddler who repeats everything
              ...the time has come! Revenge!
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                I've seen cats perform pincer movements around a room like a pack of ravenous velocoraptors when faced with a human eating a kebab

                They would do anything to manipulate you for food, hence why they make noises to sound like children when they're hungy
                You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!

                I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!

                  I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.
                  Only one has never developed a meow, it just goes wack wack like a duck, the others are more like normal cats but this may explain more
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!

                    I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.
                    You obviously not been at mercy of the cat who meows at your food then leaps at it to take a bite and if you aren't fast enough manages it.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      You obviously not been at mercy of the cat who meows at your food then leaps at it to take a bite and if you aren't fast enough manages it.
                      Yes I have, because we have a cat. But what has that got to do with a child... meowing is about a 100X less annoying that crying or screaming.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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