Can a woman ever be a knobhead?

[EternalOptimist]

Hey! Never mind all this bollocks!

What about my C++ code?

I want some validation from someone saying that my C++ code is cool, or at least a hug off of one of the (adult) female members of CUK.

Response I've got so far sucks!!

are you 17 - 18 ?

have you gone wrong ?

[EternalOptimist]

No, I am 40, and coincidently, I've dated 40 women, and I've had ??x with N women (where N > 30 when I lost count), but I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Consequently I am a lonely person. And I want my C++ coding skills recognised and validated!!!

C++ sorts the men from the boys!!!

You do have the most amazing C skills. I didnt want to mention it earlier, but your c skills will give most women a wet-on.

take one of these single parent minxes around the back, and let them stroke your c++

[amcdonald]

C++ sorts the the bearded losers who still love with their mum from the men!!!

FTFY

[greenlake]

Hey! Never mind all this bollocks!

What about my C++ code?

I want some validation from someone saying that my C++ code is cool, or at least a hug off of one of the (adult) female members of CUK.

Response I've got so far sucks!!

[EternalOptimist]

God damn!

I am even more in need of validation now.

Please, if there are any C++ gurus or (adult) female members of the forum online right now, give me some validation so I don't go into a massive depression.



God, why is the internet so mean?

heh heh.

have a beer. fck the interweb. and fck women


esp. fck women

[greenlake]

heh heh.

have a beer. fck the interweb. and fck women


esp. fck women

[amcdonald]

Are there any women on here who are prepared to restore my faith in womanhood?

Rule no 30 there are no women on the internet

[d000hg]

Ironically both the women I live with probably would be somewhat impressed.

[Churchill]

You must have weird sounding cats, or weird sounding children!

I find cats cute when they meow at you for food, but babies' crying intensely irritating.

Your own kids sound completely different to others. Or are you a gay religious Jaffa, just asking, like.

Ah, forgot, you're just a c unt!

[d000hg]

Thanks brother! So far, I have had:

1 Yougs Double Chocolate Stout
1 Hardys Stamp minature red wine
1 Carlsberg 440ml lager
4 single measures Red Stag Jim Beam (praise the Lord!)


Still hoping for a C++ brother (or hot sista) to validate me. It's f**kin' lonlely being an alcoholic software dev.

a single minature wine... That's the most depressing thing I've heard all week