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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
My 5 series had parking sensors on the back, but they proved largely useless to me in the first few months; beeping getting slightly more frantic still meant I had room. I usually waited for the flatline noise.
I would rather a voice shouting 'YOU NEED TO STOP NOW'
"You have 1 meter.."
"You have 10cm.."
"you have 3cm.."
"You have 5mm.."Comment
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Why are women so bad at parking?
Because we keep telling them <-------> is 8 inchesOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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PM FAO Dallas
Once upon a time I used to drive a Ford Granada around central London. That gave me two skills:-
The ability to spot a space 2 streets away
The ability to parallel park in a space the size of the car. so mehmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by russell View PostYeah why can't it read out the distance left....
"You have 1 meter.."
"You have 10cm.."
"you have 3cm.."
"You have 5mm.."
tow bars are great!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostYeah why can't it read out the distance left....
"You have 1 meter.."
"You have 10cm.."
"you have 3cm.."
"You have 5mm.."
a) once it finishes the sentence you're a lot closer than when it started
b) the good lady will say 'nonsense' and carry on
c) men will be blamed for such an invention when the lady dents the car, even if a female voice does the talkingAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
My 5 series had parking sensors on the back, but they proved largely useless to me in the first few months; beeping getting slightly more frantic still meant I had room. I usually waited for the flatline noise.
I would rather a voice shouting 'YOU NEED TO STOP NOW'Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Hairy View PostI knew the only way forward, was to nod and act as though it was the cars fault when she said this. The look on her face told me that it was the end of the conversation.
At home keep quiet to not get in the bad books
At work keep quiet and ensure the money keeps coming in...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by russell View PostYeah why can't it read out the distance left....
"You have 1 meter.."
"You have 10cm.."
"you have 3cm.."
"You have 5mm.."Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Perhaps if we were to rename 'bumpers' to some sensitive part of the female body, ladies wouldn't use them for bumping into the cars in front and behind to assist in parking. 'Knockers' probably wouldn't work though.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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