Modern man vs Real man

[bless 'em all]

Real mean are like Windows NT, we only see in 16 colours and Blackcurrant ain't one of them!

16 colours? Name them.

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet ..... Black ... White ...

[Mich the Tester]

Men need to get back to being men, in my opinion. Slap a bit of cream on your face if you think you need it, but don't start taking longer in the bathroom than me. That's not on.

I have been known to spend up to 35 minutes in the bathroom. 5 minutes to shower, dry off and brush teeth, 30 minutes for a damn good dump.

[Old Greg]

I am an empty husk whose functions are:

- Get children ready for something
- Get to work
- Work
- Get home
- Get children ready for something

I do manage a shower and shave every morning.

[d000hg]

Men need to get back to being men, in my opinion. Slap a bit of cream on your face if you think you need it, but don't start taking longer in the bathroom than me. That's not on.

But then when we give you athlete's foot or scratch your fellula because we haven't filed our nails, you complain.

[Mich the Tester]

But then when we give you athlete's foot or scratch your fellula because we haven't filed our nails, you complain.

wot?

[suityou01]

Men need to get back to being men, in my opinion. Slap a bit of cream on your face if you think you need it, but don't start taking longer in the bathroom than me. That's not on.

SY02 is of the same opinion.

[Mich the Tester]

Men need to get back to being men, in my opinion. Slap a bit of cream on your face if you think you need it, but don't start taking longer in the bathroom than me. That's not on.

SY02 is of the same opinion.

You'd better get started then.

[d000hg]

wot?

Take your pick, front or back, as appropriate.

[NotAllThere]

I not only do not colour coordinate, I am incapable of putting up a shelf. Straight lines and I do not get on.

[d000hg]

According to mumsnet I should have called it a fanjo.