Modern man vs Real man

[MarillionFan]

I'm in and out of the bathroom lightening quick. tulip, shower and shave normally at the same time followed with grabbing the nearest selection of clothes. I never noticed it was a gingham dress but I still pulled it off.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm in and out of the bathroom lightening quick. tulip, shower and shave normally at the same time followed with grabbing the nearest selection of clothes. I never noticed it was a gingham dress but I still pulled it off.

You're a big girl's blouse, just as we all thought. Real men don't tulip 'lightening quick'. If you can't read the letters page of The Times before you've finished your tulip, you're either not doing it properly or you're a woman.

[MarillionFan]

You're a big girl's blouse, just as we all thought. Real men don't tulip 'lightening quick'. If you can't read the letters page of The Times before you've finished your tulip, you're either not doing it properly or you're a woman.

That's just when it's on my time. The second one at Clientco is a long drawn out affair coupled with posting on CUK during the post poo glow.

[Mich the Tester]

That's just when it's on my time. The second one at Clientco is a long drawn out affair coupled with posting on CUK during the post poo glow.

But you're a permie.

[russell]

But you're a permie.

[bless 'em all]

But you're a permie.

That's why he has to take so long. It takes longer to earn £10.

[SueEllen]

All this blue and pink, it's worse than washday.

How can a blue shirt be a 'white'? Clearly a system designed by a woman.

Depends on the shade of blue.

When I was little my mum sometimes used this thing called "Blue" when washing whites to make them look whiter.

However I wash my blues with my coloured clothes but I may split my dark coloured clothes up from my light coloured clothes.

[SueEllen]

That's why he has to take so long. It takes longer to earn £10.

Harsh but

[mudskipper]

Depends on the shade of blue.

When I was little my mum sometimes used this thing called "Blue" when washing whites to make them look whiter.

However I wash my blues with my coloured clothes but I may split my dark coloured clothes up from my light coloured clothes.

"Daz gives you bluey whiteness"

[SueEllen]

"Daz gives you bluey whiteness"

I think the men are all confused.

Odd when you think that lots of men are fashion designers, tailors and run loads of dry cleaners....