Modern man vs Real man

[Mich the Tester]

"Daz gives you bluey whiteness"

I think the men are all confused.

Indeed. I thought 'Daz' was a chav who occupies himself scrawling graffiti on bus stops, along with Kev, Baz and Shazza.

[Hairy]

I think the men are all confused.

Odd when you think that lots of left footed men are fashion designers, tailors and run loads of dry cleaners....

Just an idea

[SueEllen]

Just an idea

Dry cleaning and tailoring are often family businesses.

[Hairy]

Dry cleaning and tailoring are often family businesses.

Sorry, it was in general and I was being facetious. Our dry cleaners are a family business, and MTT would definitely the wife.

[Dactylion]

I'm in and out of the bathroom lightening quick. tulip, shower and shave normally at the same time followed with grabbing the nearest selection of clothes. I never noticed it was a gingham dress but I still pulled it off.

WTF - You tulip in the shower?

You dirty b*gger!

[Jubber]

Trainers with suits (back on topic)

What I really don't understand is how blokes can wear trainers with suits or work trousers? How Derek is that? FFS, is you're going to do it, wear a pair of black trainers, not a pair of brand new white feckers. What's going on, got a few pairs of shoes you like to slip into under your desk at work? Obviously no girlfiend (well, not a female one)

[Hairy]

What I really don't understand is how blokes can wear trainers with suits or work trousers? How Derek is that? FFS, is you're going to do it, wear a pair of black trainers, not a pair of brand new white feckers. What's going on, got a few pairs of shoes you like to slip into under your desk at work? Obviously no girlfiend (well, not a female one)

This is funny, as I have had to wear trainers in this week, due to foot damage. I feel a bit of dick wearing them...

[Halo Jones]

You could get away with these sneakers with a suit

[suityou01]

You could get away with these sneakers with a suit

Americanisms

[SimonMac]

16 colours? Name them.

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet ..... Black ... White ...

Dark Red, Light Red, Dark Orange, Light Orange, Dark Green, Light Green, Dark Blue, Light Blue, Dark Purple, Light Purple, Dark Brown, Light Brown, Dark Grey, Light Grey, Black and White!