Modern man vs Real man

[Churchill]

I not only do not colour coordinate, I am incapable of putting up a shelf. Straight lines and I do not get on.

Where's Xeno?

[Mich the Tester]

According to mumsnet I should have called it a fanjo.

That would make the 'take your pick' remark self explanatory.

Steve Caddick Plays Take Your Pick - YouTube

[d000hg]

Well it could equally apply to the bum-hole, making that bleed isn't normally well-received either.

[SimonMac]

SY02 is of the same opinion.

Lucky you are not the only man in her life then

[NotAllThere]

If I was to say I fish, I guess that would make me a surreal man.

[vetran]

Men need to get back to being men, in my opinion. I like a bit of rough, but make sure you have a manicure and are 'manscaped'

FTFY

[Hairy]

My wife and I have disaggregated all things we do into two groups: Pink and Blue. Colour coordinating clothes is a pink job, thus she does my clothes shopping. Real men should know salmon is something you catch, bare handed and is not a colour. The only bit of grooming I do, is shave, occasionally. My wife sometimes grabs me, and tells me that I need to be groomed properly, for which she’ll sit me down, trim my eyebrows, ears, neck, nose and some other stuff. This, too, is a pink job.

Killing, skinning/plucking, gutting and cooking animals is a blue job. Cleaning the patio is a blue job. Pretending to fix tulip, is a blue job.

[MaryPoppins]

That's your real issue?

[d000hg]

Lol, blue job.

[Mich the Tester]

Lol, blue job.

That's not a blue job.

(although in some people's houses it might be)