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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by original PM View PostOMG!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI know some ladies like a man on top and a man underneath, but what does the middle man do?Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostDunno but you need to look up DVDA on urban dictionary
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI know some ladies like a man on top and a man underneath, but what does the middle man do?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostYes there is lets say we plan for this Saturday afternoon but on Saturday morning I decide I want to do somehting else in the afternoon - sex is surely something you do when you both feel up to it not at 3.45 on a Saturday? (or maybe I am wrong!)
But even so I didn't say you'd plan it days ahead. Spontaneous to me means you are in bed and suddenly are doing it. Planned means "fancy a shag?"... you maybe clean your teeth or do a wee rather than jump on each other like teenagers.
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'd almost definitely drink the water by accident in the middle of the night.
Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostI know a guy who's wife makes him have a shower before and after. She also changes the bedding afterwards then has a bath.
IMHO there's nowt wrong with a bit of a wet patch.Last edited by d000hg; 9 October 2013, 11:59.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Showering together saves the planet and provides yet another opportunity.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm crying with laughter at that thread. "plunges his knob in a bucket"
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