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    #51
    Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
    It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:





    I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #52
      Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
      It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.
      I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #53
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
        I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

        It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #54
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
          I know a lady who liked sticking steel tubes in guys bell ends just for the sheer fun of it, so not that unusual
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
            I suspect that might happen anyway.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #56
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I suspect that might happen anyway.


              You need to look at your diet. [froth?]
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #57
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

                It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
                I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne).

                The thought of some kind of explosion in your mouth (not that kind, you filthy lot!) isn't pleasant.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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                  #58
                  And you'd get sticky
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
                    I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne)
                    Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.


                      Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park

                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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