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    #31
    Just spotted the OP in that thread also saying
    "I used it as my pee beaker while TTC too, poor, abused beaker."

    No idea what TTC is.

    So she makes her other half dunk his cock in a cup, which she also pisses in from time to time. Nice.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
      Just spotted the OP in that thread also saying
      "I used it as my pee beaker while TTC too, poor, abused beaker."

      No idea what TTC is.

      So she makes her other half dunk his cock in a cup, which she also pisses in from time to time. Nice.
      TTC = trying to conceive.

      Presumably to dip in a preggers test stick (or ovulation detection stick).

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        #33
        Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
        Just spotted the OP in that thread also saying
        "I used it as my pee beaker while TTC too, poor, abused beaker."

        No idea what TTC is.

        So she makes her other half dunk his cock in a cup, which she also pisses in from time to time. Nice.
        He might just as well jizz in the bloody thing and pass the results to her.

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          #34
          Next time he goes down the pub and his mates all cover their pint glasses with beer mats, you'll know why.

          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #36
              Mumsnet creaks under the strain of penis beaker
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #37
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #38


                  Childish, I know
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #39
                    If wifey was really good at her job she would lick it clean
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #40
                      Own up - how many of you are on the thread?
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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