I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

[d000hg]

Do you often suffer from unwanted boner syndrome in public places?

What do you mean, unwanted?

[doodab]

What do you mean, unwanted?

Good point. You should never waste an erection.

[MaryPoppins]

Good point. You should never waste an erection.

I never would, if I were a boy.

[Mich the Tester]

Good point. You should never waste an erection.

I never would, if I were a boy.

YOU shouldn't either.

[MaryPoppins]

YOU shouldn't either.

I never would. My commitment to the cause has got me in trouble in the past.

[norrahe]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

You wouldn't want to go on a long trip to China or Morocco then, I felt like I was taking my life into my hands before I stepped into a loo there

Most of them were ''crouch style'' toilets, you used to pray for a place that had ''western style'' toilets.

One place in morocco had a hole overlooking a 500 foot drop.

[doodab]

One place in morocco had a hole overlooking a 500 foot drop.

I'd quite like to try that. Imagine watching your #2s accelerating to terminal velocity before splattering over the rocks below. Awesome.

[Dallas]

You wouldn't want to go on a long trip to China or Morocco then, I felt like I was taking my life into my hands before I stepped into a loo there

Most of them were ''crouch style'' toilets, you used to pray for a place that had ''western style'' toilets.

One place in morocco had a hole overlooking a 500 foot drop.

I have used those hole-in-the-ground things

I missed

Trainers squelched for the rest of the day

I was 9 years old .... traumatised

[Mich the Tester]

One place in morocco had a hole overlooking a 500 foot drop.

Wouldn't want to stand underneath that at the wrong moment.

[rhubarb]

I'd quite like to try that. Imagine watching your #2s accelerating to terminal velocity before splattering over the rocks below. Awesome.

A friend of mine once dumped off a rather high railway bridge. A few of us observed, wondering just how much of a poo explosion there would be when it hit the ground.
Turned out to be a VERY unsatisfying result. It just landed. Looked just like a poo.