I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

[MaryPoppins]

I'd have thought after having a kid, you'd know how it works by now.

I have a vague memory, yup.

[mudskipper]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

[d000hg]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

Contracting away from home must be fun too.

[EternalOptimist]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

never heard of that before. it sounds a bit uncomfortable

[DodgyAgent]

I don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.

Except Macdonalds

[MaryPoppins]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

My sister is like that.

I'd crap anywhere.

[doodab]

I'd crap anywhere.

Glass coffee table?

[doodab]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

I am the opposite. I try and avoid using my own loo in case I block it.

[MaryPoppins]

Glass coffee table?

I'd give it a go. But not after apricots - too much splashback.

[eek]

I'd give it a go.

Day 472 without a shag and MP is getting desperate....